How to Get Out of a Date

Hey there. I (Jenna) decided to do Jessica's makeup to show you guys how to get out of a date (: 

Step 1:

Apply so much blush it looks like you just ran 25 laps in gym class. 

Step 2: 

Apply red lipstick all over your mouth. you can even go all joker from batman if you want. 

Step 3: 

Apply red lip gloss over the ruby red joker lips. 

Step 4:

Apply an ugly shade of liquid eyeliner. Jess and I used blue 

Step 4:

Apply thick and dark blue eye shadow as if you were in the 80s

Step 6:

Apply body crayon in your eyebrows 

Step 7:

Apply a ton of mascara 

After all those steps, You'll look like this. Chances are, He'll never ask you out again. Maybe he won't even like you again.... or talk to you again...

Bad Boyfriend Material; Looks

A couple of our blogs are going to be about bad boyfriend material... This is the bad boyfriend material looks. If your boyfriend looks like this.. Well then.. Its time to get a new boyfriend who prefers football over makeup..

How to Make Another Girl HATE You

Ever had one of those annoying girls that love you but you just want them to hate you? Yea. Us too. 

Well.. Here's a couple ways to make them go away.

The first and probably most accurate way is to date their ex or current boyfriend, or date their crush. If you aren't ready to start dating; Then just simply flirt with them. Always be around the guy. Doing this will make the girl you want to hate you really really mad. She most likely will start posting depressing stuff on Facebook or Instagram like this: 

 

She probably won't want to talk to you anymore. 

The second best choice is to dis everything they like or love. For example; When she says "I loooove Justin Bieber!" Be like "Ew. Justin Bieber sings like a girl. He's so ugly too. And did I mention cut for Bieber?" That will make them almost as mad as you being with their crush, ex, or current. 

      

The third way is to be narcissistic. Talk about yourself all the time. Go on and on about how many people like you and how everyone loves you and how you're sooo good at everything. Be completely full of yourself. NO ONE (and I mean no one) likes a girl who's full of herself. 

If none of these 3 brilliant ways work.. You're stuck with her.

Feel free to comment if you tried any of these steps

Super White Girl Problems.

Here are some problems almost every girl has:

How to Get Out of Talking to Guys

That awkward moment when a guy you don't want to talk to comes to talk to you...

A million things run through your head.
What do I do?
What do I say?
How can I get rid of him?
  
Well, We have the answers to those questions.

What To Do:
1) When he walks over to you, don't make eye contact. Don't smile, don't look up, just completely ignore him.
2) Look bored and annoyed by his presence
3) Roll your eyes every time he opens his mouth

What To Say:
1) If you do decide to talk, say negative things.
2) Complain A LOT about stupid things
3) Talk about "women problems"

How Can I Get Rid Of Him?
1) Be abusive; hit him numerous times.. maybe even kick him to be on the safe side.
2) Be really clingy
3) Be super annoying
4) Go ON AND ON AND ON about One Direction, Cody Simpson, or Justin Bieber.

If these things don't work; He must really like you and you should probably switch schools.

Feel free to comment if you tried any of these steps